AdamM I approached my current colo, asked them to build watercooled i9 setups for testing, deployed them now as mainline servers.
Currently, each Enhance server is 5.2 Ghz, water-cooled, 512GB RAM, T700 in RAID-0 with Acronis back-up.
CPU cache running at 4.6 Ghz, full AVX support too, I've even ported my minimal Ubuntu image, completely stripped.
I only have London, Frankfurt, and Dallas with the new 5.2 Ghz setups, but plan to ship more soon to newer locations.